THE SHORTCUT
He already knows the way out. He's just taking his time.
$K
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100% unbothered · 0% explaining
He knows exactly
where he's going.
Kato doesn't ask for directions. He doesn't need them. He's already been everywhere — he's just deciding if it's worth explaining to you.
✦ ALREADY KNOWS ✦ 100% UNBOTHERED ✦ KATO CULT ✦ NEVER EXPLAINS HIMSELF ✦ CORRECT, PROBABLY
✦ ALREADY KNOWS ✦ 100% UNBOTHERED ✦ KATO CULT ✦ NEVER EXPLAINS HIMSELF ✦ CORRECT, PROBABLY
Who is Kato?
Not lost.
Just selective.
Kato has seen the whole maze already, probably twice. He's not confused — he's just weighing whether you deserve the shortcut.
Ask him anything and you'll get a blink, a tail flick, and silence. That's the answer. Figure it out.
- Mazes solved
- all of them
- Explanations given
- 0
- Times impressed
- rare
- Patience for nonsense
- none
Every look is a full sentence
Kato,
unbothered.
THE SHORTCUT
THE WARNING
One raised paw. Zero explanation needed.
THE VERDICT
He's judging you. Correctly, probably.